Tuesday, 23 July 2013

CoOl Facebook STAtus UpDateS

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1   Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor,
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It caught fire, How will you escape?
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Pappu : Its very simple,
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I will stop my imagination..!! 


2    Fact Of Life..
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Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife Of Their Lovers,
The Remaining Become Passwords Of FACEBOOK And EMAIL..

Agree ??

3        You can change ur mind but you can never change what's inside ur heart...!
 4   Define A woman....
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. Someone who can talk for 2 hours while standing at
the door .
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but she won't sit ...
Because shes getting late...

5           It's a new day - a chance to make new friends or piss off a whole new group of people. It could go either way
.6         Basically, we see status updates that make us laugh, groan, or down right drop our jaw thinking "did they REALLY say that?" Here is the place to share!                                                                                               
 7         scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
 8                Remember you are born to
live,don't live bcoz u r born..,Don't
go the way life takes u....Take life
the way u go.
 

9    Everyone can fly.... you just need to learn how to land!! ;-/

10. WARNING!! If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO THIS! THIS IS A SCAM! They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid!

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